Telling people to join if they're Elites on Campus?

Pff...

What a stupid idea!

So fake, false and pretend!

I could invent that I'm a popular cheerleader with the captain of football as my boyfriend. I could invent that I invented a clique for cool girls only, and you have to be mega-popular to join. But these are all lies. Like this club.

Plus the grammar isn't even correct either!